Message from Osama
After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decided to send George W. a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.
Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message:
370HSSV-0773H
Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Colin Powell. Colin and his
aides had no clue either so they sent it to the FBI. No one could
solve it so it went to the CIA, and then to the NSA, then to the
Secret Service. With no clue as to its meaning, they eventually
asked Canada's RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police) for help.
The RCMP e-mailed the White House. "Tell the President he is looking
at the message upside down."
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